Das Wochenende kristallisiert sich langsam als Spa\u00dftag heraus \ud83d\ude09 Heute deshalb ein paar Lieder f\u00fcr Programmierer<\/p>\n
Write in C<\/strong><\/p>\n When I find my code in tons of trouble, As the deadline fast approaches, Write in C, write in C, I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours, Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, write in C, And when the screen is fuzzy, A thousand people swear that T.P. Write in C, write in C, Write in C, write in C, (Melodie „Let it be“) <\/em><\/p>\n Yesterday <\/strong><\/p>\n Yesterday, all those backups seemed a waste of pay. Suddenly, there’re not half the files there used to be. (Melodie „Yesterday“)<\/em><\/p>\n American Pie Hacker Style<\/strong><\/p>\n Long, long, time ago, I can still remember Chorus:<\/em> Did you write the new games shell (chorus)<\/em><\/p>\n Well, for ten weeks we’ve been in this class (chorus)<\/em><\/p>\n Helter skelter in the summer swelter (chorus)<\/em><\/p>\n Our programs were all in one place, (chorus)<\/em><\/p>\n I met a girl who sang the blues So bye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi (Melodie „American Pie“)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Das Wochenende kristallisiert sich langsam als Spa\u00dftag heraus \ud83d\ude09 Heute deshalb ein paar Lieder f\u00fcr Programmierer Write in C When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: „Write in C“ As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mitternachtshacking.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nFriends and colleagues come to me,
\nSpeaking words of wisdom:
\n„Write in C“<\/p>\n
\nAnd bugs are all that I can see,
\nSomewhere, someone whispers:
\n„Write in C.“<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, oh, write in C.
\nLOGO’s dead and buried,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nFor science it worked flawlessly.
\nTry using it for graphics!
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nDebugging some assembly,
\nSoon you will be glad to
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, yeah, Write in C.
\nBASIC’s not the answer.
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, oh, Write in C
\nPASCAL won’t quite cut it.
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, yeah, write in C.
\nDon’t even mention COBOL,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nAnd the editor is bugging me,
\nI’m sick of ones and zeroes,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nSeven is the one for me.
\nI hate the word PROCEDURE,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, yeah, write in C.
\nPL1 is 80’s,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nWrite in C, oh, write in C.
\nThe government loves ADA,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
\nNow my database has gone away – Oh I believe in yesterday.<\/p>\n
\nNow’s a milestone hanging over me – The system crashed so suddenly.
\nI pushed something wrong, what it’s been I couldn’t say.
\nNow all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
\nYesterday, the need for backups seemed so far away.
\nI thought my data allways here to stay – Now I believe in yesterday !<\/p>\n
\nHow UNIX used to make me smile…
\nAnd I knew that with a login name
\nThat I could play those unix games
\nAnd maybe hack some programs for a while.
\nBut February made me shiver
\nWith every program I’d deliver
\nBad news on the doorstep,
\nI couldn’t take one more spec…
\nI can’t remember getting smashed
\nWhen I heard about the system crash
\nAnd all the passwords got rehashed
\nThe Day That UNIX Died…
\nAnd I was singing:<\/p>\n
\nBye, bye, nroff, rogue and vi
\nGave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high,
\nThe boys on the board were sayin‘ „kill this, goodbye.“
\nSingin‘ this’ll be the day that I die…
\nThis’ll be the day that I die<\/p>\n
\nAnd do you have faith in the manual?
\nIf b:dennie tells you so…
\nWell, do you believe in UNIX C
\nCan hacking save you memory
\nAnd can you tell me why vi’s so slow
\nWell, I know that you’re in love with C
\n‚Cause I saw your code on UNIX B
\nYou just kicked off your shoes
\nMan, you cleaned up every kludge!
\nI was a lonely young computer geek
\nWith a program due ‚most every week
\nBut I guess that I was meant to freak
\nThe Day That UNIX Died
\nAnd I was singin:<\/p>\n
\nThe professor really is an ass.
\nBut that’s not how it used to be…
\nWhen Ira Pohl taught in CIS 12
\nAnd user limits could go to hell
\nAnd there was still space on UNIX C.
\nAnd while the board was looking ‚round
\nThe Chancellor brought the budget down
\nThe classes were adjourned
\nEvaluations weren’t returned
\nAnd while Huffman read a book by Pohl
\nThe CIS board made some prof’s heads roll
\nAnd we wrote programs that weren’t whole
\nThe Day That UNIX Died
\nAnd we were singin’…<\/p>\n
\nI went in the lab to find some shelter
\nNinety degrees and risin‘ faaaaaasst!!!
\nC stayed up for ten whole days
\nThe hackers really were amazed
\nWonderin‘ how long it all would last.
\nWell, both the forums were really great
\nNobody got us all irate
\nWe had a stroke of luck
\nThe system did not duck
\n‚Cause the hackers kept their code real clean
\nThe UNDR-shell was really keen
\nDo you recall what was the scene
\nThe Day That UNIX Died
\nAnd we were singin…<\/p>\n
\nUNIX had run out of space
\nWith no time left to start again…
\nSo, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
\nUse every programming trick
\n‚Cause UNIX may soon crash again…
\nAnd as I watched the system fill
\nMy login process would be killed.
\nThe system just went down
\nConsternation up at Crown“!!!
\nThe hours went on into the night
\nAnd all that we could do was rite
\nI saw Dennie laughing with delight
\nThe Day That UNIX Died
\nAnd he was singin’…<\/p>\n
\nAnd I asked her for some stat lab news
\nBut she just cursed and said „grow up“
\nI went down through the stat lab door
\nWhere I’d learned of UNIX years before
\nBut the man there said that UNIX wasn’t up
\nAnd in the halls the students screamed,
\nThe majors cried and the hackers dreamed,
\nBut not a word was spoken
\nThe Vaxes all were broken
\nAnd the three folks I admire most
\nThe Father, Frank, and a. G.’s ghost
\nThey caught the last train for the coast
\nThe Day That UNIX Died
\nAnd they were singin…<\/p>\n
\nGave my program to Phil Levy but Phil Levy was high.
\nThe boys on the board were sayin‘ „kill this, goodbye“
\nSingin‘ this’ll be the day that I die…<\/p>\n